You know, no matter how obvious you think something is people still manage to be retarded about it. Well, fear no more that you will make a huge social faux-pas by actually having to tell someone how to make Kool-Aid or change the damn toilet paper, the Jag-off is here to help you. And if you have any suggestions for further "guides" just drop me an e-mail and I'll be happy to oblige.

How to Spot an Idiot

So, right now, you're asking yourself, "Jagoff, how can I spot an idiot so I will know that he needs extra help?" Well my dear reader, spotting your common idiot is fairly easy once you know what to look for. These will be the people who really make you want to consider purchasing some high-grade firearms and just running amok. These are the people who turn left at 5:00pm in rush-hour traffic when the sign clearly states NO LEFT TURNS. These are the people in the 12-items or less line with 25+ items. (and the same people who want to pay with a check on an expired driver's license in the "cash only" lane)