| Name | Cassandra Anne V'Briae |
| e-mail: | Her E-mail |
| Annoying Signature | None |
| Titles | Mistress of Darkness, Ruler of the Night, Priestess of Discord, Dominatrix of Pain and all things unholy |
| Message(s) | You Suck. |
| Name | Ambrose Darkystfear |
| e-mail: | |
| Annoying Signature | None |
| Titles | |
| Message(s) | I'm great. |
| Name | (Too afraid to leave one) |
| e-mail: | None |
| Annoying Signature | None |
| Titles | (not cool enough to have one) |
| Message(s) | You Suck, I'm great, I agree, blah-blah-blah |
| Name | Patrick |
| e-mail: | His e-mail |
| Annoying Signature | None |
| Titles | Master Bater |
| Message(s) | You Suck |
| Name | Gothos DarkHeart |
| e-mail: | you do not deserve it |
| Annoying Signature | you are not worthy |
| Titles | Earl of Revenge, Keeper of the sacred Chalice, Tormentor of Small Furry Creatures, Lord of Pasty White People, and Gother Than Thou! |
| Message(s) | You Suck, I'm great, Blah, blah, blah. |
| Name | Vlab the Pokey |
| e-mail: | Vlab's e-mail |
| Annoying Signature | none |
| Titles | Absolute and Eternal Lord of 11:15, moving toward midnight 15 minutes at a time. Keeper of the Shadows between street lights in the Walmart parking lot but soon expanding to include the entire mall. |
| Message(s) | I'm great, Blah, blah, blah. |
| Name | St Germaine the wicked mouse killer |
| e-mail: | St Germain's e-mail |
| Annoying Signature | "oh come on honey, it will only take.... |
| Titles | he who should not be spoken of during the day b/c it will strike fear into the hearts of the week and general mean guy |
| Message(s) | I'm great, Blah, blah, blah. |